I never write reviews but my partner purchased this as a surprise detox / relaxing weekend away. The main flaw is in the name ‘Retreat’. Some of the images on the website look very crisp, fresh and light but the reality is a little different. For me the little touches make all the difference. Up close you really see the cracks in this place. In places the decor is really in need of updating, the doors to the rooms remind me of cheap motel rooms. On entering the building you aren’t greeted and it’s all rather gloomy, not the best start. Terrible carpet, weird pillows on sofas which don’t match. At it’s core, there is a beautiful building here but that’s where it kind of ends. Whoever did the soft furnishings needs to seek professional advice. Not sure what you can say, it’s just odd. Our room was pretty decent (lovely bathroom), it was a good size compared to a lot of hotels but the road literally 10 metres from the window was incredibly busy. It’s didn’t really shout ‘relax’. Why is this place called a retreat? There are classes available such as yoga but that’s where it ends. No pool facility, no hot tub, no health food, creepy lifeless hotel and corridors. Where are the hotel staff? As an average hotel it works, it has a cafe which was lovely, a restaurant (we didn’t eat there as the menu looked like a pub menu and we really wanted something different so headed to a place called Limewood (they actually have a spa) and a food place called Raw and Cured), it was excellent. The gardens are lovely too but even from there you constantly hear road noise. So to sum it up, if you want a cheap stay and care nothing about luxury or relaxing, go for it. If you want a relaxing retreat, don’t bother.
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