Haven House Hotel

Well where to start…. We’re still in the lovely front bedroom with bird poop covering the windows to interupt the “garden” view. My work mate is asleep but visibly shivering as the gap in the window is filled by a piece of foam to keep the wind out… out tv remote had no batteries so off I scampered to the local Tesco to buy some more only to find that the TV is actually broken 🤣 there is what I think is a self service restaurant on the second floor, a fridge freezer on the hallway with a disgusting microwave next to it. There are a few moldy bananas in the side of the fridge if you’re peckish though. Personally I wouldn’t advise opening the door as the smell puts you straight off your food. The Room itself isn’t too bad……nope on second thoughts it’s so so bad, by far the worst I’ve ever stayed in. Miss mash furniture, dirty bathroom, no TV, bed like a rock, noise from outside. On the plus side the last residents left us half a bar of soap as apology for stealing the TV remote batteries which was very good of them. I would have taken it all up with the owner, however, he doesent seem to be available face to face and to be fair to him if this was my “hotel” then I would stay well clear of customers too. I did get a compliment on the way out from one of the other residents on how nice my trainers were though! Considering he was wearing bin bags on his feet I didn’t quite see where he was coming from. On the whole, I’m at 23:45 and still not slept yet but can’t wait until my breakfast In the morning 😋 Guys, DO NOT STAY HERE 😩😩😩

I was supposed to stay here in august 2022 but left without staying. The room was disgusting, there were stains all over the floor and an odour like one I’ve never smelt in my lift. The room was filthy, the bathroom still had shampoo etc from the prior occupants. The front door had been kicked in at the bottom and poorly fixed. I texted the owner regarding a refund but did not hear back. Will be referring to environmental health etc as it is a safety concern that people could be staying there

Ourside. Filthy windows, cracked surface (concrete) plants badly need tlc, front door boared up. NO reception/care. In fact, these are really bed sits. IT IS NOT AN HOTEL!!! Room good, 2 nice reproduction chairs) en suite small, shower damaged, sm wash basin no hot water to shave in but pointless because there was no plug. Toilet seat moves. ONLY person we saw wanted us out by 11 and the keys. Clearly, customer care and English were NOT is forta. Noise outside awful, to very late. This place shold not be on *********** or similer sites; tarnishes their image and this is NOT AN HOTEL

Do not book this hotel. It is dirty. It is tiny. The room stinks. It lists parking - which means parking on a permit only road after 6pm, with no spaces. Honestly, the most disgusting room I have ever had the misfortune to stay in. Thank god we brought pillow cases. Will NOT be using the shower. Check out time cannot come early enough.

It was disgusting and it was double booked it’s the worst one in the whole world needs to be shut down badly you couldn’t even lock your room door it’s disgusting What’s a terrible place they said free Wi-Fi but it wasn’t free Wi-Fi and nowhere to park End the run smell disgusting

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