Where to begin? I’ve never in my life stayed a place as grim as this! We arrived in the evening and the heavens had opened. I just wanted to get in the hotel and chill. Upon entering the room, I took one look at the decor / bedding and instantly knew it was going to go down hill very, very fast! The place was a throw back to the 70’s! The little kitchenette was falling apart and the kettle which was once white back in 1973 was now stained like a pair of old undies! Swiftly I moved to the bathroom, having been travelling all day I needed to freshen up and take a shower. Upon entering the bathroom I couldn’t have anticipated just how worse my evening was about to get! All I can say is what the actual hell, I could have actually vomited, the shower was scarier than Bates Motel. Trust me, I came out feeling dirtier than before I went in! I’ve never seen a shower curtain like it. I’m sure it should come worth a health warning! It’s like it was cultivating penacilin there was that much mould! Queue the tears, I was booking a flight home the next day and divorcing my husband!……….‘It didn’t look like this on the website he tried to explain’ As you can imagine a few choice words followed! I went to bed and cried myself to sleep! Maybe tomorrow with fresh eyes it’ll look okay in the daylight I tried to tell myself! But boy was I wrong, the next morning, we headed down to the breakfast room, which looked like a storage room for broken tables and chairs! After taking one look at the eating area, and the lettuce that looked like it had been laying there all year and could crawl away by itself I packed my bags and got the hell out! Word of warning - do not stay in this place - you will cry!
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